March 2010
19 posts
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AMEN.
(via sincerelykatherine)
fair warning - if you drop your packages off at the store to be shipped out they may get doodled on . LOL
so i have nothing to write about & i am too bored at work to do absolutely nothing so pattycakes said to write about his perfect girlfriend . so these are terms - according to me .
- needs to be pretty/cute . because i don’t have ugly friends, therefore patrick is not ugly. henceforth he needs a pretty/cute girl .
- needs to have common sense . you don’t need to be like fuckin’ super genius . common sense is not asking for much, but surprisingly not many people have it . patty & i have better things to do than to listen to you try to rationalize your stupidity .
- needs to have nurturing qualities . not that pattycakes NEEDS to have a sugar mama or have someone take care of him, but he deserves to have someone want to take care of him .
- needs to have someone that will be straight up and not superrr sketch . everyone has their own baggage & i understand being in a relationship is about working together to grow with one another . but seriously, leave your stupid, avoidable bull shit at the door . we don’t have time for you .
- promise breaking is a no no . don’t make the promise if you can’t keep it !
- patty isn’t needy or clingy, but he should be your first thought - not your after thought .
- it’d be nice if you drove a sti . i have no idea what it is, but according to patrick, you’d be hot if you drove one .
- must like sweets . not that patrick is really super into sugary shit, but because his baked goods are SOOOOO cute & i like looking at photos of them lol .
- must be five five or shorter . patty doesn’t care about height, but i do . you’ll ruin my picture perfect moments if you’re a tall freak .
- must not be an attention seeking whore . it is cool if you have guy friends because patty has gal pals like shari & me, but don’t string guys along because they’re a confidence boost . if someone is willing to date you, then you are probably pretty damn special to them in one way or another . therefore, the attention you receive from them should be enough & you should not have to seek elsewhere for it . & if their attention isn’t enough then you shouldn’t be with someone who does not appreciate you . and if you are the type of girl that cannot realize you are a good person who deserves to be appreciated, then patrick doesn’t want you either .
- must be able to own up to your shit . when he’s wrong, he’ll apologize for it . so no redirecting your anger or placing blame on others . people who point fingers at others are a no go .
- must not mind me . you’re not here to replace me . you’re here to make patty happy . therefore, i’m not going anywhere .
- no down-in-the-dumps attitude . i understand life is monotonous and things can get pretty dull at times, but strive to be happy . if we are capable, you should be too .
- must induce butterflies & feel goodie - ness in patty (:
- must live driving distance from ucla &/or highland park
Everyone is trying so hard to be different nowadays, it’s starting to all look the same.
you’re just noticing this ? lol
refer to note; number 12 haha
lol, funny this question comes up at time i think creativity has fallen short .
as of late, the closest person i can think of as “inspiring” is audrey kawasaki . her paintings are rather ordinary actually, there is nothing new or “fresh” or whatever you want to call it, but there is a calmness to her style that makes it absolutely okay to put your thought process on hold and be at a standstill . & the fact that most of her work is done on wood makes it seem even more natural to feel whatever you feel as you look at her art .
i remember going to a jeremy fish exhibit back in january and yeah it was interesting to look at - but it wasn’t because it was awe-inspiring or anything like that . it was because of his technique . i don’t know if you ever looked at a jeremy fish piece up close but every stroke is so precise and perfect that it is somewhat his flaw . like the perfection of each stroke is supposed to make the the painting come to life and allow it to be real - but nothing in life is truly perfect . his paintings are like an escape into what would be a perfect reality, but alas it is nothing but a figment of your imagination . in the case you are wondering - my favorite piece would have to be the f-u-nicorn .
i really enjoy looking at the work of different artists & all of it is rather beautiful but still can’t help feeling uninspired .
comfort food; carbs & lots of it . just missing the ice cream & hershey’s cookies&cream
comfort show; big bang theory movie; harry potter series, sex and the city, & then devil wears prada
do not bother me today . i am too tired to deal with your petty shit .
first i am uninspired by everything . everyMOTHERFUCKINthing . and now i am indecisive . this is becoming ridiculous .
sigh, “everything is going to be all right in the end . if everything is not all right, then it is not the end .”
Do you ever feel like nothing is interesting?
I am working on snapping out of it .
so i am at work - bored & slacking off and what not, & i decide to read people’s blogs and crap and this girl has her little about me profile thing or whatever && it says “english & pre-law major. writer. reader. lover.” can anyone tell me what is wrong with this ?
it really irks me when people say, ‘oh, i’m pre-law/med/blah blah blah’ for one if you are an english major and you are going to go to law school then cool . if you are whatever major and you are planning on going to law school - COOL . good for you, but shit pre-law ? law is a field, it is not what your job is . you might as well say you’re pre-judge/doctor/lawyer/etc., but no - doing that would just make you sound like a fuckin’ idiot . you’re an english major, you should know better . but then again most people who have decided to do certain things are not typically fit for whatever job they are planning to do . && the sad part is, is that they will never be fit for the job . thank God i will never ever have to call upon your services “staceyl0ve” because i am well, you know, “pre-lawyer” and all that good stuff .
hman: the girl from shes out of my league is pretty hot actually, i thought she was a bit haggy at first lol
aleenuh: -.-
hman: especially the no underwear part
hman: lol
aleenuh: -.-
hman: what can i say
aleenuh: you and ugly white girls
hman: im a guy
hman: well
hman: the viet girls at the dentist office wasnt bad
hman: one was cute in a nerd way
hman: and the other in a violent asian girl kind of way
hman: reminded me a bit of you
hman: hahahaha
aleenuh: -.-
aleenuh: lovely
hman: well it does
hman: youre 5 feet of crazy
hman: in a good way
i’m five two & a half biiitch B]
